miss-mileycyrus:

fuckincook asked: jack o’connell/samantha munro
song: in my head- jason derulo

everybody’s looking for love
ain’t that the reason you’re at this club
you ain’t gone find a dance with him
i got a better solution for you girl

fuckincook:

anyamacphe:

fuckincook:

anyamacphe:

fuckincook:

anyamacphe:

fuckincook:

anyamacphe:

fuckincook:

Double standard, eh luv?

I was drunk, we didn’t even do anything.

At least I didn’t compliment him on how he looks in his boxers.

Didn’t do anything my ass. I see where his hand is. But nope, Cookie’s always the bad guy.

Would you stop it? Oh man, his hand is on my ass. It’s not like I’m having sex with him.

You initially started it with this panda bullshit but whatever. I’m done.

You’re.. done..? What do you mean done?

I mean if you’re gonna’ get pissed and hold this over me, I don’t think I can do this anymore. Hell, I told you about Eff and you didn’t react this bad.

Because you TOLD me about Effy. I had to find out about this girl in a fucking argument, Cook.

Are you breaking up with me..?

Because she means nothing, Anya. You… You mean a lot more to me than Eff, Panda and any of the others!

I don’t want to but if you’re gonna’ act like this every time you find out about some girl… 

Every time? I reacted ONCE. Once, Cook.

fuckincook:

anyamacphe:

fuckincook:

anyamacphe:

fuckincook:

anyamacphe:

fuckincook:

Double standard, eh luv?

I was drunk, we didn’t even do anything.

At least I didn’t compliment him on how he looks in his boxers.

Didn’t do anything my ass. I see where his hand is. But nope, Cookie’s always the bad guy.

Would you stop it? Oh man, his hand is on my ass. It’s not like I’m having sex with him.

You initially started it with this panda bullshit but whatever. I’m done.

You’re.. done..? What do you mean done?

I mean if you’re gonna’ get pissed and hold this over me, I don’t think I can do this anymore. Hell, I told you about Eff and you didn’t react this bad.

Because you TOLD me about Effy. I had to find out about this girl in a fucking argument, Cook.

Are you breaking up with me..?

fuckincook:

anyamacphe:

fuckincook:

anyamacphe:

fuckincook:

Double standard, eh luv?

I was drunk, we didn’t even do anything.

At least I didn’t compliment him on how he looks in his boxers.

Didn’t do anything my ass. I see where his hand is. But nope, Cookie’s always the bad guy.

Would you stop it? Oh man, his hand is on my ass. It’s not like I’m having sex with him.

You initially started it with this panda bullshit but whatever. I’m done.

You’re.. done..? What do you mean done?

fuckincook:

anyamacphe:

fuckincook:

Double standard, eh luv?

I was drunk, we didn’t even do anything.

At least I didn’t compliment him on how he looks in his boxers.

Didn’t do anything my ass. I see where his hand is. But nope, Cookie’s always the bad guy.

Would you stop it? Oh man, his hand is on my ass. It’s not like I’m having sex with him.

fuckincook:

Double standard, eh luv?

I was drunk, we didn’t even do anything.

At least I didn’t compliment him on how he looks in his boxers.

fuckincook:

anyamacphe:

fuckincook:

liekomgz:

FACT.

I DON’T EVEN KNOW YOU

True facts are true though.

Don’t think I know that?

Oh, I do. I just thought I’d remind you.

fuckincook:

liekomgz:

FACT.

I DON’T EVEN KNOW YOU

True facts are true though.

sicotic:

gpoy

So, that’s it.. the minute we fight, you go do drugs.

Have fun, Cookie.

fuckincook:

anyamacphe:

fuckyeahmclair:

Fuck..I shouldn’t have reblogged that post.

Yeah, but the thing is I never even knew that girl existed until she showed up here. THEN I didn’t even know they had a past until he just blurted it out so this is a wonderful day.

WHat the fuck do you expect me to do? Tell you about all the shags I’ve had? That’d take forever, luv. 

Also good to know.

I just figured I knew about the ones that were still around. I guess not.